Write Your Own Mercedes Lackey novel

Courtesy of ataniell93

Link: http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/sf/filk/lackey.htm

"The part of Baby Jesus will be played by a 40-watt light bulb"

Item: Most major churches in England are decidedly Not Amused by Madame T's celebrity Nativity scene.

Link: http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/12/08/beckhams.nativity.reut/index.html

On the other hand, it's probably the only place that Dubya will ever be referred to as a Wise Man.