Take this job and... ummm...

[jeriendhal]

So Friday one of the secretaries walks around our floor handing out copies of Washingtonian, a monthly magazine for people who want to pretend they're connected to DC's social/political pulse. Turns out that my company is one of the "Fifty Great Places to Work" in the DC area (though technically we're based in Maryland). Apparently our cafeteria is great (hurrah for Mrs. Dao's custom sandwiches!) and our gym is a real a plus.

Oh, yeah. We can buy Serta mattresses at a discount too.

Funny. I always thought the place was draining my soul away. Well, I guess it *could* be worse...