Royce's Random Thoughts

I could probably adapt it into a semi-decent YA series. Just have to add more teen romance and horribly cruel and unjustified deaths.

I've had an idea bouncing in my head for the past couple of months now to do a Christmas script-fic. I'd probably start working on it in July, because when would be a better time to start Christmas story? (Also it would be timed to actually finish around Christmas proper). And it would be a story everyone has heard of, but not everyone has seen before.

I want to write a new script for Santa Claus Conquers the Martians and have it not suck.


STARRING

John Rhys-Davies as SANTA CLAUS

Liam Neeson as KIMAR

Scarlet Johansson as MOMAR

Tim Curry as BULMAR

and Robert Downey Jr. as DROPO


[Poll #1911509]

"Muslim vs. Mennonite"

In which the head of an offshoot Amish Mennonite clan ("No, no. We're the ones that like electricity") in Pennsylvania finds himself at loggerheads with his new next door neighbor, a Iman from Kuwait who just won the auction for a tract of land next to Mennonite's farm that the farmer had wanted for his sons. As a new mosque is built,the rivals find common ground against the local real estate baron who tries to evict them so he can build a mall on both their lands.

Hilarity ensues.

Name the main character of his uber-Conanesque fantasy novel "Noble Wolf". And refuse to give the translator of the German edition an alternative...