Idea: The Ciniverse Avengers end up bumping into Richard Bucket from
Keeping Up Appearances who inadvertently invites them over to dinner after they save his life (and before he can think better of the idea.)
Hyacinth of course is absolutely
thrilled to have such a famous group of heroes visiting, even if they are all Americans.* It'll be the party of the year!
Hilarity Ensues.
Reactions:Steve: Would be very, very reluctant to call out Hyacinth on her behavior. He recognizes her bullying (even passive aggressive bullying) right away. On the other hand, arguing with a Lady of the House on her home turf would be difficult for him.
Tony: Would have no compunctions about telling Hyacinth off to her face. Whether it would penetrate her thick skull is another question. Ends up hitting the liquor cabinet early on.
Thor: Would do his best to extricate Richard from the proceedings and head to the nearest pub to get him smashed.
Bruce: Would not be there. Five minutes of exposure to the Hyacinth Stupidity Field would have him making excuses to leave. Now. Before it was Too Late.
Clint: Would disappear into the backyard to do some target practice. Would apologize for knocking over the tree with an explosive arrowhead later.
Natasha: Would say nothing. Nothing at all. The utter disaster that would fall upon Hyacinth's head after they all left could not
possibly be traced to her.
* Explanations to the contrary falling up deaf ears...