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jeriendhal) wrote2009-10-26 06:40 am
jeriendhal) wrote2009-10-26 06:40 am
Crackfic: Rock Banded
Scene: Leeza, Rachael, Rufus and Terinu and getting ready to play the Beatles Rock Band. Rachael on lead guitar, Rufus on bass, Terinu on vocals and Leeza on the drums.
Leeza: Why do I have to play the drums?
Rachael: Because you're the most boring person here. [1]
Leeza: Oh, haha. And who are these guys supposed to be again?
Rachael: (sighs) The Beatles, just the greatest rock & roll band in the history of Creation.
Terinu: The who?
Rachael: Not the Who, the Beat-- Oh I hate that joke.
Leeza: And whats rock and roll?
Rachael: It's... Look, just watch the opening cinematic and figure it out for yourself.
She turns the game on and they begin to watch.
Leeza: Oh, I get it. They were a musical group back on old Earth.
Rufus: Catchy tunes.
Rachael: (grumbling) “Catchy tunes” is all he can say.
The cinematic hits the 2:03 mark.
Leeza: And the animation is quite... Jesus Christ! What the hell is that!
Rufus: It would appear to be a seven hundred foot tall CGI representation of the Hindu god Ganesh with an English garden on its head, carrying a tuba.
He and Leeza both faint.
Terinu: Some people just can't handle good music.
The End
[1] For the record, in this author's opinion George Harrison was a much more boring person than Ringo, not to mention an inferior actor.
Leeza: Why do I have to play the drums?
Rachael: Because you're the most boring person here. [1]
Leeza: Oh, haha. And who are these guys supposed to be again?
Rachael: (sighs) The Beatles, just the greatest rock & roll band in the history of Creation.
Terinu: The who?
Rachael: Not the Who, the Beat-- Oh I hate that joke.
Leeza: And whats rock and roll?
Rachael: It's... Look, just watch the opening cinematic and figure it out for yourself.
She turns the game on and they begin to watch.
Leeza: Oh, I get it. They were a musical group back on old Earth.
Rufus: Catchy tunes.
Rachael: (grumbling) “Catchy tunes” is all he can say.
The cinematic hits the 2:03 mark.
Leeza: And the animation is quite... Jesus Christ! What the hell is that!
Rufus: It would appear to be a seven hundred foot tall CGI representation of the Hindu god Ganesh with an English garden on its head, carrying a tuba.
He and Leeza both faint.
Terinu: Some people just can't handle good music.
The End
[1] For the record, in this author's opinion George Harrison was a much more boring person than Ringo, not to mention an inferior actor.
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