Royce's Random Thoughts

Scene: Leeza, Rachael, Rufus and Terinu and getting ready to play the Beatles Rock Band. Rachael on lead guitar, Rufus on bass, Terinu on vocals and Leeza on the drums.

Leeza: Why do I have to play the drums?

Rachael: Because you're the most boring person here. [1]

Leeza: Oh, haha. And who are these guys supposed to be again?

Rachael: (sighs) The Beatles, just the greatest rock & roll band in the history of Creation.

Terinu: The who?

Rachael: Not the Who, the Beat-- Oh I hate that joke.

Leeza: And whats rock and roll?

Rachael: It's... Look, just watch the opening cinematic and figure it out for yourself.

She turns the game on and they begin to watch.

Leeza: Oh, I get it. They were a musical group back on old Earth.

Rufus: Catchy tunes.

Rachael: (grumbling) “Catchy tunes” is all he can say.

The cinematic hits the 2:03 mark.

Leeza: And the animation is quite... Jesus Christ! What the hell is that!

Rufus: It would appear to be a seven hundred foot tall CGI representation of the Hindu god Ganesh with an English garden on its head, carrying a tuba.

He and Leeza both faint.

Terinu: Some people just can't handle good music.

The End

[1] For the record, in this author's opinion George Harrison was a much more boring person than Ringo, not to mention an inferior actor.