365 Days of Drabbles: Day One Hundred
Apr. 10th, 2013 12:01 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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avanti_90: "The universe is an artificial system being analyzed for someone's PhD thesis."
Somehow this is appropriate for our 100th prompt. ;)
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He wasn't exactly an atheist. It was just he'd stopped going to church as soon as he'd left home, figuring God was a busy guy and didn't need him pestering Him.
He hadn't expected God would show up in his living room with a survey clipboard.
"So, the universe really is five thousand years old?" he asked the Heston-as-Moses lookalike.
"From Our perspective, yes. From yours it's been clocking a bit slower."
"And we were really made in Your image?"
"Simplified for simulation purposes, yes."
Ouch..
God readied his pen. "Anyway. Given a choice, what's your favorite plague, so far?"
avanti_90: "The universe is an artificial system being analyzed for someone's PhD thesis."Somehow this is appropriate for our 100th prompt. ;)
* * *
He wasn't exactly an atheist. It was just he'd stopped going to church as soon as he'd left home, figuring God was a busy guy and didn't need him pestering Him.
He hadn't expected God would show up in his living room with a survey clipboard.
"So, the universe really is five thousand years old?" he asked the Heston-as-Moses lookalike.
"From Our perspective, yes. From yours it's been clocking a bit slower."
"And we were really made in Your image?"
"Simplified for simulation purposes, yes."
Ouch..
God readied his pen. "Anyway. Given a choice, what's your favorite plague, so far?"
