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aldersprig: "clean-up after Yet Another Disaster"
Note: I have mint copies of the original Damage Control mini-series in a box in my attic. ;p
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"Omni Insurance, thank you for holding. Hello Mrs. Henderson. I understand you're still waiting on your windows to be replaced. Yes, I know ma'am, but a lot of people lost windows when that asteroid fragment hit. At least you don't live on the coasts. Yes, those poor astronauts did the best they could."
"Omni Insurance. Your car was eaten by a what? Let me transfer to an agent in the Cryptozoological Dept."
"Omni… sir… sir, please slow down, I don't speak Japanese. Please hold for a translator." Pushes button. "I wish the fucking JDF would just kill that stupid lizard!"
aldersprig: "clean-up after Yet Another Disaster"Note: I have mint copies of the original Damage Control mini-series in a box in my attic. ;p
* * *
"Omni Insurance, thank you for holding. Hello Mrs. Henderson. I understand you're still waiting on your windows to be replaced. Yes, I know ma'am, but a lot of people lost windows when that asteroid fragment hit. At least you don't live on the coasts. Yes, those poor astronauts did the best they could."
"Omni Insurance. Your car was eaten by a what? Let me transfer to an agent in the Cryptozoological Dept."
"Omni… sir… sir, please slow down, I don't speak Japanese. Please hold for a translator." Pushes button. "I wish the fucking JDF would just kill that stupid lizard!"
