jeriendhal: (Romance!)
[personal profile] jeriendhal
For [livejournal.com profile] lilfluff: "€Anything based on any foolish questions you may have been asked about parenthood..."

Note: I thought you wanted a drabble, not a novella¦

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Most of the folk of the town knew both he, Maria, and their ever growing brood. So he felt absolutely no compunction to be polite when a stranger€'s voice asked, "€Is that your child?"

Tez shifted his grip on Davin'€s legs. The brown skinned child with small horns growing out of his scalp looked at the stranger curiously from his perch on his father's shoulders. It was another elf speaking, of course, a maiden in a merchant's robes.

"€No,"€ he replied. "€I decided to steal another couple's child off the street, and I€'ve convinced the rest of the town to go along with it. Hence the lack of screaming and pursuit."

"That'€s not what I meant,"€ the elf said.

"€No,"€ Tez interrupted. "What you meant was '€I wonder what business you have thinning out our race'€s blood copulating with animals.'"€

"No," the maiden shot back hotly. "€I was going ask whether your child is a free birth or not."

Tez blinked. "€I'€m sorry?"€

She pointed to the collar around his neck. You â€re owned. I wanted to make sure your child wasn't"

"€I'€m free," Davin popped in. "Daddy isn'€t, but he doesn'€t mind."

"€No?"€

"You'€d have to meet Maria to understand."€

Date: 2013-06-04 02:45 pm (UTC)
rix_scaedu: (cat wearing fez)
From: [personal profile] rix_scaedu
This merchant elf maiden might be worth knowing.

Date: 2013-06-04 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aldersprig.livejournal.com
Oh, well done.

Date: 2013-06-04 04:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeriendhal.livejournal.com
In actuality I've never gotten this question concerning my daughter, whom we adopted from China. But it was one we were heavily prepared for in our adoption prep classes.

Date: 2013-06-04 04:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeriendhal.livejournal.com
At minimum Tez owes her a considerable apology.

Date: 2013-06-04 04:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aldersprig.livejournal.com
I can believe it.

Date: 2013-06-04 07:28 pm (UTC)
rix_scaedu: (Flower person)
From: [personal profile] rix_scaedu
Will she get it?

Date: 2013-06-04 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeriendhal.livejournal.com
Depends on what the future prompts brings.

Date: 2013-06-04 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allah-sulu.livejournal.com
In life you rarely get the questions that you expect and are prepared for.

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