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avanti_90: ”How do robots following the three laws respond to the zombie apocalypse?”
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Morning routine.
“Good morning, Master. I see you didn’t sleep again. Will you be wanting breakfast? This is the 6,340th day you have not eaten your morning meal.”
“Sir, please do not hit me. You have already voided my warranty several times, and I cannot guarantee my continued operation.”
Afternoon.
“Going out again, sir? Please be careful, I heard what sounded like gunfire fifteen minutes ago, and Emergency Services have not yet responded.”
Evening.
“Sir, you have blood on your shirt.”
“Sir, could you please respond? Are you injured?”
“Sir... Could you just please tell me what I’m doing wrong?”
avanti_90: ”How do robots following the three laws respond to the zombie apocalypse?”* * *
Morning routine.
“Good morning, Master. I see you didn’t sleep again. Will you be wanting breakfast? This is the 6,340th day you have not eaten your morning meal.”
“Sir, please do not hit me. You have already voided my warranty several times, and I cannot guarantee my continued operation.”
Afternoon.
“Going out again, sir? Please be careful, I heard what sounded like gunfire fifteen minutes ago, and Emergency Services have not yet responded.”
Evening.
“Sir, you have blood on your shirt.”
“Sir, could you please respond? Are you injured?”
“Sir... Could you just please tell me what I’m doing wrong?”
