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For [livejournal.com profile] ankewehner: “Party Illumination”

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“So you lost the whole group?”

“It was horrible. That damned healer we hired betrayed us.”

“What happened?”

“We’d staked out a cave of orcs. We knew that they’d hit a couple of caravans, so there would be a cask or two of gold. The night before our raid he made his move.”

“He murdered them?”

“No, he started talking. Going on about how the orcs had a rough life, and what little happiness gold brings, and how in the eyes of the Buddha we’re all the same. Pretty soon he had Fleetfingers crying, and our necromancer breaking her staff!”

Date: 2013-06-16 12:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ankewehner.livejournal.com
Yay for punning! Also for treating orcs as people.

Date: 2013-06-19 12:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeriendhal.livejournal.com
hehe. Comes from playing GURPS Fantasy. Orcs have standard character templates like every other race, so they're perfectly acceptable as PC's. :)

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