Review: Things I learned from Chobits Discs 5 & 6 (spoilers)

[jeriendhal]

Do not kidnap the Happy Fun Chi.

Do not molest the Happy Fun Chi.

When crushing molesters with computer cables, you may experience a glowing effect and begin to levitate. This is normal.

It is far more efficient to place powerful computers in an android body than something terribly non-esthetic like a biege box.

Recreating your dead sister as a Persacomm will not bring you happiness.

OTOH dressing up your other Persacomms in latex maid uniforms is normal. At least if you're a fourteen year-old supergenius.

Speaking of supergeniuses, that landlady that keeps putting up with your moron antics may be more than she seems.

You can make a decent VR helmet from used "Gatchaman" equipment.

Most garden apartment buildings do not have more T-1 lines than the Pentagon.

If you watch a series long enough, eventually the plot and antagonists will show up.

Unfortunately, marrying your Persacomm is still illegal in Vermont.