Things I've Learned from "The Incredibles"

[jeriendhal]

Shoot the sidekick before he becomes trouble later.

Do not poke the Happy Fun Insurance Adjuster.

Always be sure to brush off the rubble before coming home from "bowling".

Make sure you carry a bottle of water with you if your powers are H20 based.

Volcanic island base = Evil Villain.

Sixties archetecture is just too cool.

Do not let the wife know where your super-suit is.

Capes are a fashion disaster waiting to happen.

Comments

[ptevis.livejournal.com]

Don't forget: Supermodels. There's nothing super about them.

[neonnurse.livejournal.com]

If lawyers and superheroes fight, lawyers win. :)

[kd5mdk.livejournal.com]

Heh.

[shadur.livejournal.com]

Don't forget:

The bad guys ALWAYS monologue. It doesn't matter whether they know this or not. They love to hear themselves talk/gloat too much to break the stereotype.

[curiousangel.livejournal.com]

Nah. There's not a lawyer alive who can take a decent lamppost-roundhouse and come back from it. ;)

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

(snerk) Loved that line. Edna stole every scene she was in.

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

True. One more:

Never make a self-learning robot. They're wayyyy too much trouble in the end.