The Ninjas are Blooming

[jeriendhal]

Ever since we moved to Columbia seven years ago, there are two things I can count on. The local developers will build housing out of my price range on any piece of vacant land in the area, and come Spring the Ninja Biker will appear on Rt. 175.

I call her the Ninja Biker, because inevitably she'll be on a black ten-speed, wearing black biker shorts and a black sport top (in chillier weather a full black Lycra bodysuit), black sneakers (with black socks) and a full face, tinted black motorcycle helmet. I can't imagine how the devil she breathes through the thing when she's going up a hill. She must not have too much trouble with it though (she's the only woman I've seen in public with a well-defined six pack).

So I spotted her for the first time this year on my way back from my WW meeting (19 pounds down so far, to 169.6 lbs.) Surprisingly she'd ditched the motorcycle helmet for a regular bike helmet, but had kept her anonymity by resorting to a black Lycra mask over the bottom of her face.

I was never more tempted to pull up beside her and ask if she really thinks she should be showing off her kinks in public like that...

Comments

[hornedhopper.livejournal.com]

How very interesting. My first wild thought was that maybe she was Muslim, then I realized, duh, that a Muslim woman who covered her *face* in public would NEVER wear spandex stuff showing off her body!

Congrats on the weight loss! That's hard to do.

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

Ah, Muslim I'd never figured. Stupid me never thought of it probably because from the skin she shows off she's definitely not of Middle Eastern origins.

And thank you. I wish I could claim my loss came from careful food monitoring and exercise, but the truth is I just cut out the non-diet sodas and started avoiding fast food whenever I could.

IN connection

[naraht1.livejournal.com]

What else would you expect a Malakite of the Wind to wear?

Re: IN connection

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

Snort!

And the mask is there to hide a minor Discord.

Re: IN connection

[naraht1.livejournal.com]

Could be, could be. Offer explosives and see what she does.

[kd5mdk.livejournal.com]

Pics?

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

Sorry, no. I don't normally carry my camera in my car (wish I had, I also spotted a Peregrine Falcon roosting on an exit sign on my way to the meeting). And given the fact that she looks like she can kick my ass quite easily, I'd rather not be a ccused of stalking her. :)