Every Serenity Spoiler You Wanted to Hear

[jeriendhal]

But didn't, really...


1. Zoe and Kaylee = Hot Lesbian Action

2. Wash switches from Hawaiian shirts to button down collar & tie.

3. Simon? Totally Goth.

4. River is made of chocolate.

5. It was all a dream.

6. Jayne shot first.

7. Snape kills Mal.

(Various bits cheerfully ripped off from Websnark & Penny Arcade.)

Comments

[ptevis.livejournal.com]

Jayne always shoots first.