Dear National Treasure

I tried, I really tried. I know you were just supposed to be a somewhat family friendly action movie, and I tried to take you on those terms, but I just cannot believe Cage as an intellectual action hero. If it had been James Spader in the part, sure. But Cage? No, just no. I've been trying for three weeks to finish watching this thing and it just ain't happening.

Back to NetFlix you go, little disk.