Fic: Prisoners of War, Chapter Two

Author's Note: The wincing sound you hear is likely to be mjkj and ankewehner's reactions to my rather painful phonetic spelling of a German/Gerwart accent (never mind the terrible Babelfish translations). Please bear in mind that Melika and Hazel are actually speaking Hollywood German, which bears almost no relationship with actual German at all. It is, however, favored by actors who enjoy shouting a lot and using up the world's supplies of the letter "V".

( Ve VILL haff VAFFLES vith our BREAKFAST. )