Hanna Barbera meets Anime

In unrelated news, God is a cock. (no, it's nothing to do with me. Just a pro writer on LJ whom I like who has multiple family members with medical difficulties and would rather not beg for sympathy thankyouverymuch)

From the Voices in My Head Dept.

Alt-Rufus (waking up): GAAAAAAAH!

Hazel: What's the matter?

Alt-Rufus: I dreamt I died and went to hell to suffer a horrible fate.

Hazel: Like what?

Alt-Rufus: I'd have to live my entire life over again, to fix all of my mistakes.

Hazel: Given some of the mistakes you've made that sounds like a pretty good deal. What was the catch?

Alt-Rufus: In that life, every ground car I drove would have been built by British Leyland

Hazel (hugging him): You poor dear!