The One Thing I Really Hate

Is when I have Ideas on what I want to write.

I have the itch to write.

But when I finally have the TIME to write...

I just stare at the damned computer and surf the net instead of buckling down.

Fic: Life Model

Note: A continuation from this little bit of crack. Go look at Peta's wonderful pic to see exactly what he was wearing.

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Melika looked at the pictures that Leeza had uploaded to Melika's palm comp from the bar, giggling to herself at the images of the sandy furred male vulpine lord twirling around in her old dress from her days at Madame Cher's Cabaret. "I am deeply disappointed at missing this," she informed him.

Rufus grinned back at her, pulling off what passed for a top (really not much more than a pair fabric strips) and tossing it onto the chair in their hotel suite's bedroom. "My apologies, dear," he said. "It was too good an opportunity to miss and I knew you wouldn't be back until early this morning."

"So how much did you win in the end?" she asked.

"We took pity on Lance after one hundred credits," he said. Rufus opened the drawer to his dresser drawer, eyebrows drawer together in surprise. "Mel, where did all my clothes go?" he asked.

"I put them back in your bag and locked them in the trunk of the skimmer," she told him

"So what am I supposed to wear?"

Mel smiled, showing off her fangs, and focused her palm comp's camera lens on him. "You'll get your clothes back in a bit. For now I've got a couple of dresses in the closet that I want you to model."

I need prompts. LOTS of prompts

Okay, in an effort to get my Muse kick started, I'm going to try to write a drabble a day. 30 days, 100 words a day, 3,000 words total.

So I need thirty prompts. One prompt per reply. Any subject. Fannish (to be found in my Interests) or original, or anything with Teal or Tez & Maria, preferably not worse than PG-13 in rating (preferably)> :)

Okay, go!

Update: At this point, in fairness to those who haven't posted bunnies yet, only bunnies from users who haven't already contributed ideas will be accepted at this point. One apiece please, I should have made that clearer in my initial post.

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Sink bird

So yesterday I drove down to Arlington to drop off the conyer parrot we'd be fostering, and picked up the new one, a cute little caique hybrid named Sadie. She's insanely mellow for an 'ique, and even let us put her in the kitchen sink for a bit of a runaround like it said she liked to do in the notes we got with her.

( Cut for size (the photo, not the bird) )

Thirty Days of Drabbles: Reporting to the Boss

Per aberranteyes request of "A minor [A Miracle of Science] character is actually an IN celestial. "

(and yeah, I know it isn't exactly one hundred words. It's 111, which is great for this universe.) ;p

( Reporting to the boss is never fun )