Mom: I finished reading Fifty Shades of Gray.
Me: You... what?
Mom: Well my friend had given me the second book so I wanted to read the first one.
Me: (Brain reboots) I'm a little surprised you'd enjoy something like that.
Mom: Well it's not like there was anything in there I didn't know about already.
Me: ...
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I think my weird side is genetic.
Me: You... what?
Mom: Well my friend had given me the second book so I wanted to read the first one.
Me: (Brain reboots) I'm a little surprised you'd enjoy something like that.
Mom: Well it's not like there was anything in there I didn't know about already.
Me: ...
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I think my weird side is genetic.