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Naziha Zahed: "That's not chicken."
Note: And we're back with our cheerful furotica writing quisling from "You Never Forget Your First". Had a notion to make this about Tez, but that would have just been…
shudder."So when I am supposed to be Processed?" she asked, snuggling deeper into her futon chair with her snack tray, sighing as Khan rubbed her bare feet.
"Eventually, when the number of humans remaining goes below the point of effective meme influence," he told her.
"Ah…
ack. She pulled a chicken wing from her mouth, staring at it. "Why is this thing's bones made out of plastic?"
"Because the meat is flavored tofu on a plastic frame."
"Wait, you mean all the meat I've eaten…?"
Khan/Groupmind stared her down. "Mass slaughter of animals for food production is no longer required."