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rix_scaedu: “More comets and meteorites”
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“Okay, the bad news we have three previously unknown asteroids between the sizes of one hundred to five hundred meters, and two Tunguska sized comets all on course to land in Russia in the next four to ten days.”
“And the good news?”
“There isn’t any. Any one of them even near-misses the Aral Sea and…”
“Wait, they’re not just all going to hit Russia, they’re going to hit the same lake?”
“Sea, sir.”
“Whatever. What about the StarGuard?”
“It got scrapped after the Soviet Union broke up. I think the bunker is owned by a Mafiya don.”
“We’re screwed.”
rix_scaedu: “More comets and meteorites”* * *
“Okay, the bad news we have three previously unknown asteroids between the sizes of one hundred to five hundred meters, and two Tunguska sized comets all on course to land in Russia in the next four to ten days.”
“And the good news?”
“There isn’t any. Any one of them even near-misses the Aral Sea and…”
“Wait, they’re not just all going to hit Russia, they’re going to hit the same lake?”
“Sea, sir.”
“Whatever. What about the StarGuard?”
“It got scrapped after the Soviet Union broke up. I think the bunker is owned by a Mafiya don.”
“We’re screwed.”
