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Link: http://angevin2.livejournal.com/148520.html
#36. Keanu Reeves will not be allowed near the production.
#82. Olivia probably should not say "Most wonderful!" as if she's thinking "THREESOME!"
#138. The Duke in Measure for Measure will not be allowed to descend from the heavens on a trapeze bearing the legend: deus ex machina.
#151. Having Shylock pour blood on a prayer shawl and ululate in Hebrew while waving a curved knife during the trial is just overkill.
#244. I will not have a menacing looming evil Tybalt with a very soft voice... He should always be an anal, violent, proud metrosexual who kicks ass with a rapier.
#255. Casting a black Desdemona alongside a black Othello is kind of missing the point a bit.
#287. I will never stage Macbeth entirely in freestyle rap.
#307. Do not conceptualize Taming of the Shrew as being a B-grade Sci-Fi movie wherein Bianca's lesser would-be lovers are costumed as lizard men.
#343. I may do A Midsummer Night's Dream in period costume. I may do it in modern costume. I will never do a MND with all in period costume except for the fairies, who are in biker leathers.
Link: http://angevin2.livejournal.com/148520.html
#36. Keanu Reeves will not be allowed near the production.
#82. Olivia probably should not say "Most wonderful!" as if she's thinking "THREESOME!"
#138. The Duke in Measure for Measure will not be allowed to descend from the heavens on a trapeze bearing the legend: deus ex machina.
#151. Having Shylock pour blood on a prayer shawl and ululate in Hebrew while waving a curved knife during the trial is just overkill.
#244. I will not have a menacing looming evil Tybalt with a very soft voice... He should always be an anal, violent, proud metrosexual who kicks ass with a rapier.
#255. Casting a black Desdemona alongside a black Othello is kind of missing the point a bit.
#287. I will never stage Macbeth entirely in freestyle rap.
#307. Do not conceptualize Taming of the Shrew as being a B-grade Sci-Fi movie wherein Bianca's lesser would-be lovers are costumed as lizard men.
#343. I may do A Midsummer Night's Dream in period costume. I may do it in modern costume. I will never do a MND with all in period costume except for the fairies, who are in biker leathers.
