Things I've learned from "Thud"

[jeriendhal]

1. Shiny Shine is good.

2. You don't need an axe to be a dwarf.

3. Do not get in Commander Vimes' way at 5 til 6.

3a. Just don't.

4. "Where's My Cow?" is the greatest work of literature in the Discworld.

4a. If you don't believe me, ask Young Sam.

4b. If you still don't believe me, ask Old Sam. Then run. Quickly.

Finally.

5. Do. Not. Fuck. With. Vimes.

EVER.

Comments

[iosef.livejournal.com]

5a Unless your name is Sybil.....

[jvowles.livejournal.com]

We simply MUST have a chat about Discworld. If you need to borrow any of the books, let me know. :)

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, that's implicit. :) Though I think Vetinari has alot of leeway in that area too, occasionally being arrested aside.

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. I've read most of the Ankh-Morpok centered books, aside from Jingo (put that one down, out of lack of interest). Haven't read any of the Witch ones except for Lord & Ladies, and I'm still need to read Hogfather to pick on the Death ones. Rincewind I just can't stand.

I've also got both the GURPS Discworld books (naturally) so I'm up to speed on recent history for the most part though.

[grayhawkfh.livejournal.com]

What? *YOU* have GURPS books? I can't believe what I'm hearing...

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

(Thwaps Frank with a slice of Dwarf Bread)