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jeriendhal1. If $5 million dollars can't make you happy, another $30 million probably won't either.
2. Falling into an icy alpine reservoir is okay so long as you've got proper SCUBA gear.
3. Never go shopping for jewelry before going on heist.
4. 600 lb. Samoans don't make good putt-putt golfers.
5. It's not healthy to look at the dancing girl on the gold bricks.
6. It's always better to crack a safe by doing it Old School.
7. Though cracking safes in your underwear is still a bit odd.
8. After you finish coding the ultimate file swapping software, don't fall asleep at your terminal!
9. Don't f--- with the Ukrainian Mafia, ever.
10. Mini's are nifty.
11. Ed Norton phoning in a performance is still more compelling than Mark Wahlberg in anything.
2. Falling into an icy alpine reservoir is okay so long as you've got proper SCUBA gear.
3. Never go shopping for jewelry before going on heist.
4. 600 lb. Samoans don't make good putt-putt golfers.
5. It's not healthy to look at the dancing girl on the gold bricks.
6. It's always better to crack a safe by doing it Old School.
7. Though cracking safes in your underwear is still a bit odd.
8. After you finish coding the ultimate file swapping software, don't fall asleep at your terminal!
9. Don't f--- with the Ukrainian Mafia, ever.
10. Mini's are nifty.
11. Ed Norton phoning in a performance is still more compelling than Mark Wahlberg in anything.
