Dear Cat

[jeriendhal]

Please stop resting your neck on the edge of the headboard, therefore inspiring yourself to make really disgusting choking sounds. Because I'd feel really dumb taking your body to the vet and reporting you'd died of auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Comments

[jvowles.livejournal.com]

er....yeah.

pets are WEIRD.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

*choking giggle*

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

Squee! Icon lurv!

Thank you

[dragonshellfire.livejournal.com]

I thought my cat was odd, with the whole 'You will get up and earn money to buy cat food' thing she has going on. Thank you for reminding me that all cats are like that! ;)

Re: Thank you

[lilfluff.livejournal.com]

Cat's just don't think like we do. And they can get weird ideas about what's good and fun. For instance growing up I had a cat that loved earwax. And sticking her paw in my mouth ("Stop talking on the phone while petting me, you should only want to pet me.").

Later she decided the walls needed to be watched closely lest they misbehave.