Presumably you'll want to yell "Eureka!" while in the shower

[jeriendhal]

They had a giveaway box with free bath soap in the kitchen (hey, I work at a hotel company for chrissakes), so I grabbed a couple of bars. The label informed me that I was holding an Institute Swiss (registered trademark) Brand "Ginseng Clarifying Bar".

I'm assuming that means the next I take a bath, I'll gain powerful insights into the workings of the universe.