jeriendhal | Character Conversations: Melika

Melika: I just read the latest Prisoners of War entry. You really outdid yourself this time.

Royce: Thanks.

Melika: That was not a compliment.

Royce: Look, I tried to soften your character up but she wasn't...

Melika: That... that... female resembles me like Leeza resembles Mavra Chan. Same species, but that's about it!

Royce: Hey, Peta was the one who drew her with the riding crop, I just took it from there.

Melika: Yes, right over the Cliff of Bad Taste. I thought this was supposed to be a sex comedy, not Melika Softpaw, She-Vulp of the SS!

Royce: Hey, at least Hazel and Ru are having fun.

Rufus: Correction, Hazel is having fun. I'm feeling a tad frustrated at the moment.

Melika: Could be worse, Rufus.

Rufus: Yes, yes, I know poor Rolas is really geting worked over in this one...

Melika: No, look at this. (she hands him a printed file)

Rufus: (reading) All right, Canon Me at age eighteen... in a bar... barfight... rescued by... (reads more) Not the bloody elf boi again... and he... (starts blushing furiously). No!

Royce: So what are willing to go through in POW to keep me from publishing that?

Rufus (growling): I'll have to think about it.