Awkward Moments in Parenting

[jeriendhal]

Georgia spots my copy of Unexpected Diversions

Georgia (points to Tez): What's he?

Royce: He's an elf.

Georgia: Who's she?

Royce: She's a girl. Her name is Maria.

Georgia: What's that she's wearing?

Royce: That's a dress.

Georgia (points to Maria's sash): What's that?

Royce: That's a sash. It makes her dress look prettier.

Georgia: What are they doing?

Royce: They're kissing.

Georgia: Why?

Royce: Because they love each other.

Georgia (points to Tez's open fly): Why are his pants broken?

Daddy picks up the book and puts it away.

Comments

[allah-sulu.livejournal.com]

Heh heh. From the mouths of babes...

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

God help me when she's old enough to start reading it.

[ankewehner.livejournal.com]

I thought something like that. Planning to have a "poison cabinet" for certain books? XD

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

It won't do any good. When she's old enough to start googling me and hits my Deviant Art page, I'm doomed.

[aynne-witch.livejournal.com]

ahem - they aren't broken sweetie. He hadn't finished dressing just yet.

snicker

[ankewehner.livejournal.com]

Am I ever glad you can't hear me cackling

[mjkj.livejournal.com]

*lol*

[chewipaka.livejournal.com]

She will be so much more mortified than you, I assure you. Because teenage and preteen girls are capable of so much mortification.

And hopefully she won't google you until then, but with todays kids you never know.

[lennan.livejournal.com]

Oh...my.

I have to admit I laughed at the "why are his pants broken?" part, though.

[chaypeta.livejournal.com]

ROFL!!!!!

[dan-ad-nauseam.livejournal.com]

"Sometimes men forget to fix their pants when they put them on. If someone notices, it's very embarrassing."