The rats are super super quarantined, and wtf kind of serum am I injecting to make rats into bunny human hybrids?! But if they get out into the back woods I am calling authorities to let them know of a potentially dangerous experiment gone loose, it would be nice if captured alive but if killed please give me the corpses to examine.
Report written up on how the experiment failed because the subject got out of controlled test conditions, hypothesis as to why and how it turned into a mutant Bunny-Man hybrid, citations of further research required with stricter security measures, and reports of autopsy of test subjects (which, even if brought back alive, were examined, then killed to compare to the ones that were shot). Hopefully no one died so I won't be going to trial on the basis of failed security measures. I'll probably lose that grant though.
But.. but... how will I show them all without grant money? I can't do rigorous scientific testing without money for test subjects! And improved security measures, obviously. Also everything must be ethically done or the scientific community will never take me seriously and I'll never get my study published and no one will recognize me!
Well, some of us at least are mad scientists in PG movies. Rassle-Frassling Meddling Kids!
But I'll show them all in the sequel when I make their dog twenty feet tall and talking! That will get me the Nobel Prize in Mad Science for sure! Then the people at the Institute will have to recognize me!
Oh, here, take a few spare exclamation points, I seem to have leftovers!!!!!
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Date: 2011-04-22 02:40 pm (UTC)The rats are super super quarantined, and wtf kind of serum am I injecting to make rats into bunny human hybrids?! But if they get out into the back woods I am calling authorities to let them know of a potentially dangerous experiment gone loose, it would be nice if captured alive but if killed please give me the corpses to examine.
Report written up on how the experiment failed because the subject got out of controlled test conditions, hypothesis as to why and how it turned into a mutant Bunny-Man hybrid, citations of further research required with stricter security measures, and reports of autopsy of test subjects (which, even if brought back alive, were examined, then killed to compare to the ones that were shot). Hopefully no one died so I won't be going to trial on the basis of failed security measures. I'll probably lose that grant though.
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Date: 2011-04-22 02:44 pm (UTC)Well, that'll just give you the chance to rant about the the fools at the University and how you'll show them all!
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Date: 2011-04-22 03:24 pm (UTC)... I think I failed Mad Scientist 101.
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Date: 2011-04-22 03:36 pm (UTC)ethically questionablecutting edge research.no subject
Date: 2011-04-22 10:04 pm (UTC)But I'll show them all in the sequel when I make their dog twenty feet tall and talking! That will get me the Nobel Prize in Mad Science for sure! Then the people at the Institute will have to recognize me!
Oh, here, take a few spare exclamation points, I seem to have leftovers!!!!!