I'd have to get Peta seriously drunk to draw this one.

[jeriendhal]

SCENE: A spaceport bar. Lance, Leeza, Terinu and Rufus are hanging about at the bar, dressed for a casual evening out. Except for Rufus, who's wearing one of Melika's old cabaret costumes. He's looking rather smug at the moment and Lance is just annoyed.


Leeza: You lost the bet, Lance. Now be a good loser and pay up.

Lance (sighing): Right. It was a fiver for every pass Rufus got, right?

Terinu: Ten.

Lance: And he's gotten four so far.

Rufus: Ahem. Five, thank you. Three lads and two girls.

Lance: The twins were together!

Leeza: They still count separately, even if it was an offer of both at once. Now quit whinging and start paying for our tab.

Rufus: Face it, son. Even in a dress I'm still hot.

Terinu: I thought he was pretty hot before. (everyone stares) WHAT?

(Rufus Brushtail. Even straight men would find him attractive.)

Comments

[kikibug13.livejournal.com]

*eyes that Teri/Matt pr0n still getting written* ... since when is Teri straight?

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

Never, but it isn't something he advertises in the canon (thanks to Brutal Brooks I think.)

I was more making a reference to TV Trope's Even The Guys Want Him page.

And I'd love to see what you're writing!

[kikibug13.livejournal.com]

I think this time, it WILL happen, since I got a 'furries' fill in my kink bingo, and what better? ;)

But I won't fully get to the kink bingos until July. Need to write... a flattening amount of words on my big bangs. >.>

[chaypeta.livejournal.com]

Second that!