Royce's Random Thoughts

SCENE: A spaceport bar. Lance, Leeza, Terinu and Rufus are hanging about at the bar, dressed for a casual evening out. Except for Rufus, who's wearing one of Melika's old cabaret costumes. He's looking rather smug at the moment and Lance is just annoyed.


Leeza: You lost the bet, Lance. Now be a good loser and pay up.

Lance (sighing): Right. It was a fiver for every pass Rufus got, right?

Terinu: Ten.

Lance: And he's gotten four so far.

Rufus: Ahem. Five, thank you. Three lads and two girls.

Lance: The twins were together!

Leeza: They still count separately, even if it was an offer of both at once. Now quit whinging and start paying for our tab.

Rufus: Face it, son. Even in a dress I'm still hot.

Terinu: I thought he was pretty hot before. (everyone stares) WHAT?

(Rufus Brushtail. Even straight men would find him attractive.)