Original Character Meme
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jeriendhalDa Rulz: Write down the names of ten of your original characters, then click on the cut tag and answer the questions.
Borrowed from Wazaga
Characters
1. Tez the Eldest Elf
2. Maria the Beastkin
3. Teal the Bard
4. Philosopher the Dragon
5. Rolas the Vulpine Lord
6. Hazel the Vulpine Pilot
7. Nan the Vulpine Student
8. Nez the Wazagan
9. Alt-Rufus the Vulpine
10. Alt-Melika the Vulpine.
1. Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their home. What happens?
Teal: I live here already.
Philosopher: Details. How's you roast venison, Nez?
Nez: Very, um, well done.
Teal: Next time let me cook it. Dragon fire isn't exactly practical for this.
2. Nine tries to get Five to go to a strip club.
Rolas: The wife is gonna kill me if she finds out.
Alt-Rufus: I don't think that'll be a worry.
They go in.
Rolas: Rufus, why are there guys up on the stage?
Alt-Rufus (hands Rolas an overnight bag): Put this on. Melika says you can come down off the stage after I fill up the memory card on her camera.
Rolas: I'm going to kill my wife if anyone finds out...
3. You need to stay at a friend's house over night. Who's do you choose, One or Six?
Tez's place. He's probably got more room.
4. Two and Seven are making out. Ten walks in. What's their reaction?
Nan: I can explain!
Alt-Melika: Nothing to explain, m'dear. You two have fun. (walks out again, smiling.)
5. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
Nez: As a Wazagan, I can only go, "Um, whatever" to be honest.
6. Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, Ten, Two or Seven.
Answer: Maria.
Philosopher: You're kidding, right? How is she supposed to stop me?
Maria: I'll yell for Tez and say you were trying to attack me.
Beat
Philosopher: Um… Look, it was all a misunderstanding. I gotta get back to my cave and, um, polish my scales. Yeah, that's it. (flies off hastily)
7. One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later what's happening.
Tez: Then gently baste the pheasant with the glaze and place in the oven for one hour at 400 degrees. (Beat) Like I wouldn't know how to cook a great meal after all this time.
8. Three has to marry either Eight, Four or Nine. Which do they choose?
Teal: Alt-Rufus. No contest.
Alt-Rufus: I'm already engaged to be married, thanks, and I'm not attracted to humans.
Teal: Well I'm not marrying a dragon, especially that one, and neither Nez nor I am into girls.
Alt-Rufus: But what will Hazel say?
Teal: Not my problem, Fuzzy Boy.
9. Seven kidnap Two and demand something from Five for their release.
Rolas: You want tea?
Nan: Oh, yes. I mean it's been terribly stressful and everything so I figure I ought to be a good hostess to Maria before I let her go.
10. Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three have a chance in Hell?
Teal: Depends. Mass Charm Person! Hey, it did work on Tez!
Philosopher: But not on me.
Teal: Oh, crap…
11. Everyone is invited to Two and Ten's wedding, except for Eight. How do they take it?
Nez: Wah! I'm never going to be a bridesmaid!
12. Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Nan: (Looks at Hazel's artificial leg) Anybody that accident prone probably isn't safe to be around.
Hazel: Har-de-har…
13. One arrive late for Two and Ten's wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Maria: "I'm not jealous" you said. "We never agreed to a permanent commitment" you said. So you just decided saunter in halfway through the ceremony.
Tez: I was getting your wedding present.
Maria: What wedding present could make you so late?
Alt-Melika (pointing up towards the clouds): Is that an island up there?
Tez (smirking): I thought you'd appreciate a little honeymoon getaway.
14. Five and Nine get roaring drunk at your house. What happens?
Rolas: Nah, nah, yer nuts. Hamill only did the voice. H-heath ledger wazh the besht Joker evar!
Alt-Rufus: Yer, dreamin', m'boy. Y'never saw tha' bit at the beginning of Return of the Joker.
Me: Either of you puke on my couch I'm gonna make you both lick it up!
15. Nine murders Two's best friend. What does Two do to get back at them?
Maria: I'm really not a violent person.
Alt-Rufus: Well that's nice to know.
Maria: On the other hand I am an Acolyte of Death. I figure She will spot me one premature burial. In the Edgar Allen Poe sense.
Alt-Rufus: Oh, dear.
(please note that Tez is Maria's lover. Her best friend is the kindly old Death priest that helped her gain her freedom. "Pissed" wouldn't even begin to describe her reaction.)
Alternatively:
Rufus is chained by his left hand and both feet to a wall. Maria drops a hacksaw down in front of him.
Maria: Remember that movie Saw? Let's see how manage without your other three original limbs.
16. Six and One are in mortal danger and only one of them can survive. Does Six save himself or One.
Tez: Forgone conclusion. Nice knowing you, Hazel.
Hazel: Now wait a min… Hurk!
17. Eight and Three go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What to they do?
Teal starts playing her lute under a spreading chestnut tree. From out of the woods a beautiful fawn appears and lays its head on her lap.
Nez: DEATH FROM ABOVE!!
She drop down from the branches and lands on the back of the fawn, snapping its spine.
Teal: You're getting pretty good with that move.
Nez: Practice does make perfect.
18. Five is critically injured in a car crash, what does Nine do?
Alt-Rufus: Rescue him of course and then call for medical aid.
Rolas: Thank you.
Alt-Rufus: Do you imagine what your wife would do to me if I didn't help you?
Rolas: True.
The quiz is over. Now tag someone.
PETA! You're it!
Borrowed from Wazaga
Characters
1. Tez the Eldest Elf
2. Maria the Beastkin
3. Teal the Bard
4. Philosopher the Dragon
5. Rolas the Vulpine Lord
6. Hazel the Vulpine Pilot
7. Nan the Vulpine Student
8. Nez the Wazagan
9. Alt-Rufus the Vulpine
10. Alt-Melika the Vulpine.
1. Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their home. What happens?
Teal: I live here already.
Philosopher: Details. How's you roast venison, Nez?
Nez: Very, um, well done.
Teal: Next time let me cook it. Dragon fire isn't exactly practical for this.
2. Nine tries to get Five to go to a strip club.
Rolas: The wife is gonna kill me if she finds out.
Alt-Rufus: I don't think that'll be a worry.
They go in.
Rolas: Rufus, why are there guys up on the stage?
Alt-Rufus (hands Rolas an overnight bag): Put this on. Melika says you can come down off the stage after I fill up the memory card on her camera.
Rolas: I'm going to kill my wife if anyone finds out...
3. You need to stay at a friend's house over night. Who's do you choose, One or Six?
Tez's place. He's probably got more room.
4. Two and Seven are making out. Ten walks in. What's their reaction?
Nan: I can explain!
Alt-Melika: Nothing to explain, m'dear. You two have fun. (walks out again, smiling.)
5. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
Nez: As a Wazagan, I can only go, "Um, whatever" to be honest.
6. Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, Ten, Two or Seven.
Answer: Maria.
Philosopher: You're kidding, right? How is she supposed to stop me?
Maria: I'll yell for Tez and say you were trying to attack me.
Beat
Philosopher: Um… Look, it was all a misunderstanding. I gotta get back to my cave and, um, polish my scales. Yeah, that's it. (flies off hastily)
7. One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later what's happening.
Tez: Then gently baste the pheasant with the glaze and place in the oven for one hour at 400 degrees. (Beat) Like I wouldn't know how to cook a great meal after all this time.
8. Three has to marry either Eight, Four or Nine. Which do they choose?
Teal: Alt-Rufus. No contest.
Alt-Rufus: I'm already engaged to be married, thanks, and I'm not attracted to humans.
Teal: Well I'm not marrying a dragon, especially that one, and neither Nez nor I am into girls.
Alt-Rufus: But what will Hazel say?
Teal: Not my problem, Fuzzy Boy.
9. Seven kidnap Two and demand something from Five for their release.
Rolas: You want tea?
Nan: Oh, yes. I mean it's been terribly stressful and everything so I figure I ought to be a good hostess to Maria before I let her go.
10. Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three have a chance in Hell?
Teal: Depends. Mass Charm Person! Hey, it did work on Tez!
Philosopher: But not on me.
Teal: Oh, crap…
11. Everyone is invited to Two and Ten's wedding, except for Eight. How do they take it?
Nez: Wah! I'm never going to be a bridesmaid!
12. Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Nan: (Looks at Hazel's artificial leg) Anybody that accident prone probably isn't safe to be around.
Hazel: Har-de-har…
13. One arrive late for Two and Ten's wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Maria: "I'm not jealous" you said. "We never agreed to a permanent commitment" you said. So you just decided saunter in halfway through the ceremony.
Tez: I was getting your wedding present.
Maria: What wedding present could make you so late?
Alt-Melika (pointing up towards the clouds): Is that an island up there?
Tez (smirking): I thought you'd appreciate a little honeymoon getaway.
14. Five and Nine get roaring drunk at your house. What happens?
Rolas: Nah, nah, yer nuts. Hamill only did the voice. H-heath ledger wazh the besht Joker evar!
Alt-Rufus: Yer, dreamin', m'boy. Y'never saw tha' bit at the beginning of Return of the Joker.
Me: Either of you puke on my couch I'm gonna make you both lick it up!
15. Nine murders Two's best friend. What does Two do to get back at them?
Maria: I'm really not a violent person.
Alt-Rufus: Well that's nice to know.
Maria: On the other hand I am an Acolyte of Death. I figure She will spot me one premature burial. In the Edgar Allen Poe sense.
Alt-Rufus: Oh, dear.
(please note that Tez is Maria's lover. Her best friend is the kindly old Death priest that helped her gain her freedom. "Pissed" wouldn't even begin to describe her reaction.)
Alternatively:
Rufus is chained by his left hand and both feet to a wall. Maria drops a hacksaw down in front of him.
Maria: Remember that movie Saw? Let's see how manage without your other three original limbs.
16. Six and One are in mortal danger and only one of them can survive. Does Six save himself or One.
Tez: Forgone conclusion. Nice knowing you, Hazel.
Hazel: Now wait a min… Hurk!
17. Eight and Three go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What to they do?
Teal starts playing her lute under a spreading chestnut tree. From out of the woods a beautiful fawn appears and lays its head on her lap.
Nez: DEATH FROM ABOVE!!
She drop down from the branches and lands on the back of the fawn, snapping its spine.
Teal: You're getting pretty good with that move.
Nez: Practice does make perfect.
18. Five is critically injured in a car crash, what does Nine do?
Alt-Rufus: Rescue him of course and then call for medical aid.
Rolas: Thank you.
Alt-Rufus: Do you imagine what your wife would do to me if I didn't help you?
Rolas: True.
The quiz is over. Now tag someone.
PETA! You're it!
