Silly: Dead-ly Presidents

[jeriendhal]

I'm stuck at work and bored. Sue me.

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Premise: In a secret arena and through the corridors of time, the Presidents of the United States of America are resurrected through SCIENCE! to battle for the ultimate supremancy of the world!

Starting Characters:

George Washington

"I cannot tell a lie. I'm going to kick your British patootie!"

Power: 8
Speed: 6
Health: 6
Weapon Attack (Cherry Tree Axe): 5
Silver Unlock: Bunker Hill Charge (stunning attack)
Gold Unlock: General Cornwallis


Abraham Lincoln

"I'm gonna emancipate YOUR FACE!"

Power: 10
Speed: 4
Health: 5
Weapon Attack (Stove Pipe Hat (made with a real stove pipe!)): 7
Silver Unlock: Slayer Axe (special weapon)
Gold Unlock: Jefferson Davis


John Adams

"You foul, filthy, PHILADEPHIAN!

Power: 5
Speed: 9
Health: 5
Weapon Attack (Quill Pen): 9
Silver Unlock: Letter to Abigail (stunning attack)
Gold Unlock: Benjamin Franklin

And so on…