jeriendhal: (Marty Greycoat)
[personal profile] jeriendhal
For [livejournal.com profile] avanti_90: "Mad mathematicians plot to take over the world."

He looked around the Professor's office. The chalkboard was covered in calculations. As were the walls, the floor, the ceiling.

"Don't step on that! It's how I'll integrate Zelazny's Constant with the IMF," the Professor shouted.

"Sorry." He looked around. "So, everything in world can be controlled through math?"

"Of course it can. Even the most basic tribesman has to count how many meals he has. The more math people are aware of, the more I'll be able to manipulate them."

"So to take over..."

"It's absolutely vital that everyone learns at least differential calculus. That's where you come in!"

Date: 2013-01-17 08:50 am (UTC)
rix_scaedu: (Default)
From: [personal profile] rix_scaedu
No-one suspects the maths teachers!

Date: 2013-01-17 05:07 pm (UTC)
stasia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] stasia
Should I ask my calculus teacher about this today?

*grin*

Stasia

Date: 2013-01-18 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mmegaera.livejournal.com
Would that professor be Charlie Epps, by any chance? [g]

Date: 2013-01-19 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dan-ad-nauseam.livejournal.com
Suggestion: That Fellow With the Beard

September 2025

S M T W T F S
 123456
78910111213
14151617181920
21222324252627
282930    

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jan. 23rd, 2026 06:51 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios