I hate the way my mind works sometimes.

[jeriendhal]

So, Masturbating is traditionally thought to make you go blind.

Wise men and oracles are often depicted as blind to indicate their unique awareness of the world.

I'm so using this in a fantasy novel.

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[seawasp]

"Master Bates and Master Jakov, what wisdom comes today?"

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

"First, Seeker, have you brought the offering of the periodical of trifold illustration?"

[seawasp]

"Better than that, Master. I have brought you... the INTERNET."