Things to do when I win a billion dollars in the lottery

[jeriendhal]

Step One: Start my own corporation under the name "Omnigrasp".

Step Two: Hire Peter "Optimus Prime" Cullen to provide a series of positive but vaguely unsettling voiceovers like:

"Omnigrasp Nutrition, we take the thinking out of healthy decisions."

"Omnigrasp Security, we're watching. Everywhere."

"Omnigrasp Banking, because there's no better place to go."

"Omnigrasp, providing vague statements spoken in a deep, mellow tone, so you'll trust us."

Step Three: Profit!

Comments

[harvey-rrit.livejournal.com]

Buy the lowest-ranked professional football team and pack it with Sumo wrestlers.

Anonymously build a huge concert hall, book the Rolling Stones for opening night, be the only one who shows up, and sneak over to the side door to let in your friend.

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

I still want to buy a private 747, invite all my friends aboard, then show up for the maiden flight with a shaved head and wearing a Nehru jacket.

[harvey-rrit.livejournal.com]

Buy the Empire State Building, convert the top floors to a permanent SF/Fantasy host site, and call it KING KON.

[lilfluff.livejournal.com]

Well? Why aren't you taking my money already?

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

"Don't worry. If you're banking with us, we already have."