jeriendhal: (Wazagan)
[personal profile] jeriendhal
For [livejournal.com profile] avanti_90:  Giant squids have a secret civilization."

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It wasn't that the twenty foot long mini-sub was being escorted by two squids. It was that they were flashing Morse Code with their bio luminescent bodies.

"So what are they asking for this time?" the sub's captain asked. "More krill?"

The ambassador frowned, scribbling notes about the squids' signals in her notebook. "They're yelling about a treaty violation, someone diving into an off-limits sea."

"What here?"

"No, someplace in Russia."

"Russia? No I don't want to know. Anything else?"

"Yeah. Also they're saying 'How many asteroids have to land before you get the idea?"

"I think we'd better surface."

Date: 2013-05-11 04:26 am (UTC)
rix_scaedu: (cat wearing fez)
From: [personal profile] rix_scaedu
Oh dear. Has someone not been sharing important information with people who need to know? Like a new government?

Date: 2013-05-11 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] resonant.livejournal.com
To be properly yelling, they should be BLINKING IN ASCII ALL IN CAPS.

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