365 Days of Drabbles, Day One Hundred Forty

[jeriendhal]

For rix_scaedu: “Cheerleaders.”

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Vicky bounced on her toes as she hopped off the bus. It was her first year at Cheerleader Camp, and she was looking forward to it.

“I can’t wait to start practicing our new cheers,” she confessed to her cabin counselor.

“I hope you’ve kept in shape,” the counselor told her. “You’re going to be getting a lot of exercise.”

“Of course I’m in shape!” she exclaimed.

“Good. In the morning there’s cheer practice. Then in the afternoon there will be sprinting and long distance running, followed by stealth training and designing improvised weapons.”

“What?!”

“Trust me, you’ll need all this.”

Comments

[rix_scaedu]

Is this the camp Buffy Summers and Claire Bennet should have gone to?

[seawasp]

Seems like. Though there should also be a "Know your Enemy" training section, where you learn the different types of supernatural creatures and how to kill them.

[rix_scaedu]

But this is only the first day's schedule!

[harvey-rrit.livejournal.com]

"Excuse me, but what part of 'eliminations' is unclear?"

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

Now, now. The idea is to teach them to survive what going after them. ;p

[harvey-rrit.livejournal.com]

You just don't have Competitive Spirit, do you?

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

"Scream, then leap, then form a pyramid."
-Kzinti pep squad tactics