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lilfluff: "Since when have I had a fax machine?"
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"I don't see what you're getting upset about."
"You don't see anything wrong with someone breaking into my office and installing strange office equipment?"
"They didn't break in, the door was just unlocked."
"I swear I'd locked it. And anyway, why would someone put in a fax machine for me?"
"Because they're tired of you being a Luddite?"
"Very funny. Wait, what's that beeping?"
"It's receiving a fax."
"How? I don't even have a separate line for a fax."
His friend picked up the paper, staring warily at the twisted alien script. "I don't think it's from a phone line."
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"I don't see what you're getting upset about."
"You don't see anything wrong with someone breaking into my office and installing strange office equipment?"
"They didn't break in, the door was just unlocked."
"I swear I'd locked it. And anyway, why would someone put in a fax machine for me?"
"Because they're tired of you being a Luddite?"
"Very funny. Wait, what's that beeping?"
"It's receiving a fax."
"How? I don't even have a separate line for a fax."
His friend picked up the paper, staring warily at the twisted alien script. "I don't think it's from a phone line."
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Date: 2013-05-30 09:19 pm (UTC)...Hmm.
Take it apart.
If they need to communicate with you like this, they damn well didn't buy it at OfficeMax.
At the very least you'll make your fortune with whatever it uses to replenish its paper supply.