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lilfluff: “Six-guns and Saucery”
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“Jeb,” the sheriff said, drawing his Colt revolver. “I’m gonna have to ask ya to step away from the grill.”
“Sheriff, you ain’t got the guts to shoot me,” Jeb growled, brandishing his baster.
“Step away, Jeb. I'm not gonna tell ya again.”
“Oh, yeah? Let's see how fast your draw is against EL DIABLO!” Jeb squirted the baster as the sheriff fired. In the air an orange and brown demon, formed from the worst aspects of jalapenos and red peppers, materialized out of the sauce and caught the bullet.
Good thing I thought to ask the padre for breath mints.
lilfluff: “Six-guns and Saucery”* * *
“Jeb,” the sheriff said, drawing his Colt revolver. “I’m gonna have to ask ya to step away from the grill.”
“Sheriff, you ain’t got the guts to shoot me,” Jeb growled, brandishing his baster.
“Step away, Jeb. I'm not gonna tell ya again.”
“Oh, yeah? Let's see how fast your draw is against EL DIABLO!” Jeb squirted the baster as the sheriff fired. In the air an orange and brown demon, formed from the worst aspects of jalapenos and red peppers, materialized out of the sauce and caught the bullet.
Good thing I thought to ask the padre for breath mints.
