365 Days of Drabbles, Day One Hundred Fifty-Five

[jeriendhal]

For lilfluff: “Six-guns and Saucery”

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“Jeb,” the sheriff said, drawing his Colt revolver. “I’m gonna have to ask ya to step away from the grill.”

“Sheriff, you ain’t got the guts to shoot me,” Jeb growled, brandishing his baster.

“Step away, Jeb. I'm not gonna tell ya again.”

“Oh, yeah? Let's see how fast your draw is against EL DIABLO!” Jeb squirted the baster as the sheriff fired. In the air an orange and brown demon, formed from the worst aspects of jalapenos and red peppers, materialized out of the sauce and caught the bullet.

Good thing I thought to ask the padre for breath mints.

Comments

[rix_scaedu]

I agree with these tags!

What else would be effective against this demon? Milk? Bread? A lot of plain tomato sauce to dilute him?

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

Anti-acid tablets dissolved in holy water might do the trick. :)