There is a very special circle of Hell I'm going to have to enter Monday, and it is referred to as Calling Mister Patel.
Mr. Patel requested a map change last July. A single locator dot must be moved from the right side of the road, to the left.
Mr. Patel called several times a week to let us know how important it was that this map change was done.
Mr. Patel's map, as far as I knew, was indeed changed.
Mr. Patel's very important map, when printed in the new directory, was exactly as it was before.
Mr. Patel is not happy.
Mr. Patel is losing "millions" of dollars, because of the certain knowledge that his customers are incapable of seeing that a certain three meter by six meter illuminated sign advertising his hotel's presence is on the opposite side of the road from what is expected.
Mr. Patel wants someone fired.
I do not want to talk to Mr. Patel.
But I am The Map Guy now, and so I must.
Mr. Patel requested a map change last July. A single locator dot must be moved from the right side of the road, to the left.
Mr. Patel called several times a week to let us know how important it was that this map change was done.
Mr. Patel's map, as far as I knew, was indeed changed.
Mr. Patel's very important map, when printed in the new directory, was exactly as it was before.
Mr. Patel is not happy.
Mr. Patel is losing "millions" of dollars, because of the certain knowledge that his customers are incapable of seeing that a certain three meter by six meter illuminated sign advertising his hotel's presence is on the opposite side of the road from what is expected.
Mr. Patel wants someone fired.
I do not want to talk to Mr. Patel.
But I am The Map Guy now, and so I must.