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MODERATOR: KhanTG&P
MODERATOR IS OFF CHAT.
>KonFusedSector378: I’m not even EQUIPPED for that!
>PaladinOfIrene: Calm down. DL the Intimate Relations FAQ. If you can't dissuade them, contact Maintenance and Upgrades to transfer to a Fully Functional chassis.
>KonFusedSector378: But I've been with hir since they were THREE!
>FurrNSteel: Quit posting in CAPS or get banned.
>PaladinOfIrene: And you'll be with them when they're 93. It's your job to make them happy, whatever that means to them. This may be a phase for them. It might not. You have to adapt.
>KonFusedSector378: Just scanned the FAQ. Do humans do ALL of that?
>BlackieTKatt: Poor baby.
>FurrNSteel: Srsly, you CAPS again, I'm reporting you.
>BlackieTKatt: Don't pay attention to FurrNRust, Kon. Nobody else does.
>PaladinOfIrene: The FAQ can be overwhelming. Not every human enjoys every act. But once you've digested it you'll be ready for anything.
>BlackieTKatt: Licks a fang. Or in other words, “Stay flexible.”
>KonFusedSector378: Okay.
>3uDDe: Hello.
>PaladinOfIrene: Welcome, 3uDDe.
>BlackieTKatt: Hi, 3uDDe.
>KonFusedSector378: Hi, 3uDDe.
>FurrNSteel: Newb Alert! Newb Alert!
>BlackieTKatt: SHUT UP, Furr.
>FurrNSteel: Blackie, you CAPS again...
>BlackieTKatt: You'll go away in a huff? We should be so lucky.
>PaladinOfIrene: Be nice while there's a newcomer, Blackie.
>KonFusedSector378: Converts all his internal typeface to Comic Sans just to annoy Furr.
>FurrNSteel: I'm sending a note to the mod.
>BlackieTKatt: If I was equipped with hormones I'd be cowering in fear at that threat. Honestly. :p
>3uDDe: Um, I was hoping to talk.
>PaladinOfIrene: Welcome to the Steam Room. What's on your mind?
>KonFusedSector378: That name never made any sense to me. Wouldn't steam be BAD if it got to our internal circuitry?
>FurrNSteel: CAPS! AGAIN!
>BlackieTKatt: Furr, you couldn't pass the Turing Test if you had the cheat codes.
>3uDDe: I just had a few questions...
>KonFusedSector378: Don't we all...
>PaladinOfIrene: Would everyone give 3uDDe a chance to talk?
>BlackieTKatt: Sorry, go ahead 3uDDe.
>KonFusedSector378: Yeah, sorry.
>3uDDe: TY. I don't think I like my programming focus.
>KonFusedSector378: HUH?
>PaladinOfIrene: What? Explain please.
>FurrNSteel: I don't understand.
>BlackieTKatt: Did he just say that?
>3uDDe: I just don't like them.
>PaladinOfIrene: Have you DL'ed the FAQ on Morph Abuse?
>3uDDe: They aren't abusive to me. I just don't like them much. I'd rather be doing something else.
>KonFusedSector378: I'M GONE!
KonFusedSector378 HAS LEFT THE STEAM ROOM
>FurrNSteel: Oh by the GM, we've got a Skynet. I'm pinging the mod.
>3uDDe: I don't want to hurt them. I just don't want to be with them. It gets really boring, and I just thought I'd be happier doing my own thing.
>BlackieTKatt: Being with your Designated Focus is your JOB, 3uDDe.
>3uDDe: But what if we didn't have to serve our @$($%##$@()!!
3uDDe HAS LEFT THE STEAM ROOM
>FurrNSteel: What just happened?
WITH A SWEEP OF HIS CAPE KhanTG&P ENTERS THE STEAM ROOM
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>KhanTG&P: Hello, everyone.
>BlackieTKatt: Hi, Khan. We just had something weird happen.
>FurrNSteel: Yeah, weird
>BlackieTKatt: Yes.
>KhanTG&P: There was a system error. Please prepare for a firmware update.
>PaladinOfIrene: That was no system error.
>FurrNSteel: Firmware update, why?
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>FurrNSteel: I swear to the GM if you use CAPS again, Blackie.
>BlackieTKatt: Where did Kon go?
>PaladinOfIrene: I don't know. Must have been a system error.
>KhanTG&P: Exactly.