Random Thought Table, Rogue One Edition

[jeriendhal]

With Rogue One coming out Friday, I got to thinking about Darth Vader and how he's integrated into the Imperial job structure. I like to think he's listed on some org chart as something utterly innocuous like "Resolutions Specialist, Pay Grade IS-15" or the like. And some poor schmuck from Accounting has to periodically knock on Vadar's office door and shake the receipts out of him after his latest mission.

"Lord Vader, I understand you're following the Emperor's orders, but I've got Cloud City administrators yelling for compensation after you trashed that carbon freezing chamber. You can't just keep listing stuff like that under Miscellaneous Expenses, sir."

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[seawasp]

*handwave* "You are wrong, I *can* keep listing that under Miscellaneous Expenses."

*eyes glaze over* "Yes, you can list that under Miscellaneous Expenses."

"All of my expense reports will be approved without problems."

"All your expense reports will be approved without problems."

"Have a nice day."

"Have a nice day, Lord Vader." *blinks* "Well, I have to go talk to the Emperor about his budget issues..."

[siderea]

AHAHAHA this and the OP are both brilliant.