Random Scene: Escort Service
Jan. 3rd, 2017 06:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jeriendhalScene: Bob, a Vin Diesel-ish “Nice and Built Like a Brick Wall” kinda guy gets a call on his cellphone.
Bob: Hey, Sarah. What's up?
Sarah (at a loud party): My friend Angie needs rescuing from a creep at our office party.
Bob (nodding in understanding): Okay. Does she need a husband, boyfriend, or a brother?
Sarah: Brother would be best. There's another guy here she actually wants to date, but he hasn't figured it out yet.
Bob: Got it. Do you want Angry, Concerned, or Mom Called and It's Important?
Sarah: Why don't we go with Concerned, with a side of Looming Intimidatingly?
Bob (grins): I can do that.
(ten minutes later Bob has extricated a grateful Angie from El Creepo)
Angie: Thanks. That was really smooth. Have you done that before?
Bob (takes a bow): Oh, yeah. One thing the girls could count on at my college was that I was always available for a rescue and that I'm as gay as a rainbow unicorn.
Bob: Hey, Sarah. What's up?
Sarah (at a loud party): My friend Angie needs rescuing from a creep at our office party.
Bob (nodding in understanding): Okay. Does she need a husband, boyfriend, or a brother?
Sarah: Brother would be best. There's another guy here she actually wants to date, but he hasn't figured it out yet.
Bob: Got it. Do you want Angry, Concerned, or Mom Called and It's Important?
Sarah: Why don't we go with Concerned, with a side of Looming Intimidatingly?
Bob (grins): I can do that.
(ten minutes later Bob has extricated a grateful Angie from El Creepo)
Angie: Thanks. That was really smooth. Have you done that before?
Bob (takes a bow): Oh, yeah. One thing the girls could count on at my college was that I was always available for a rescue and that I'm as gay as a rainbow unicorn.
