Light bulb jokes for the RVA 'verse

[jeriendhal]

 

 

Because you tell a lot about a culture from how others make fun of it.

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"How many 'Warties does it take to change a lighting unit?"

"Three. One to change the unit, one to sign off on the repair, and one to launch an investigation into the poor maintenance record."

-Common Mother Country joke about Gerwarts.

"How many MC's does it take to change a lighting unit?"

"Three. A Service caste to change the unit, a Commoner to pay taxes to fund the replacement, and a Noble to take credit for organizing everything."

-Common Gerwart joke about the Mother Country.

"How many humans does it take to change a lighting unit?"

"One to remove the old unit, twelve billion to screw up the environment building the new one."

"How many Gliten does it take to change a lighting unit?"

"Why are you worrying about a lighting unit? You need to be producing more eggs!"

"How many kinis does it take to change a lighting unit?"

"Who cares? It's their own fault it broke in the first place."

"How many wazzies does it take to change a lighting unit?"

"What's a lighting unit?"