From the voices in my head

[jeriendhal]

Royce looks at The Moment between Terinu and Matt (link: http://www.terinu.net/comic.php?Page=250)

Voice in My Head: You really need to write some Matt/Terinu slash you know.

Royce: No I don't!

Voice: Yes you dooooo.

Royce: I don't do yaoi!

Voice: It'd be shounen-ai. And if you don't, someone else will.

Royce: That's their worry.

Voice: Oh, come on. If this doesn't scream One True Pairing, nothing does.

Royce: Teri's gonna hook up with Gwen. Matt and him are Just Friends.

Voice: If they're really Just Friends, why did you feel compelled to capitalize the point? Face it, that bitch Gwen isn't good enough for our Teri!

Royce: Look, give it up, I'm not going there. If for no other reasons than A) I write straight sex scenes as well as I do life drawings (not very), never mind M/M pairings, and B) They're both underage.

Voice: Oh, come on, you know that just makes it more innocent and Pure.

Royce: Go. Away.

Voice: It'd be good practice for Tez.

Royce: Tez has got Maria.

Voice: Now. But way back when he'd probably shag anything with less than four legs, and even that's a varible given how sane he is at any given moment.

Royce: Urg. Point...

Voice: So which one is the seme?

Royce: Shaddup!