From the voices in my head
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jeriendhalRoyce looks at The Moment between Terinu and Matt (link: http://www.terinu.net/comic.php?Page=250)
Voice in My Head: You really need to write some Matt/Terinu slash you know.
Royce: No I don't!
Voice: Yes you dooooo.
Royce: I don't do yaoi!
Voice: It'd be shounen-ai. And if you don't, someone else will.
Royce: That's their worry.
Voice: Oh, come on. If this doesn't scream One True Pairing, nothing does.
Royce: Teri's gonna hook up with Gwen. Matt and him are Just Friends.
Voice: If they're really Just Friends, why did you feel compelled to capitalize the point? Face it, that bitch Gwen isn't good enough for our Teri!
Royce: Look, give it up, I'm not going there. If for no other reasons than A) I write straight sex scenes as well as I do life drawings (not very), never mind M/M pairings, and B) They're both underage.
Voice: Oh, come on, you know that just makes it more innocent and Pure.
Royce: Go. Away.
Voice: It'd be good practice for Tez.
Royce: Tez has got Maria.
Voice: Now. But way back when he'd probably shag anything with less than four legs, and even that's a varible given how sane he is at any given moment.
Royce: Urg. Point...
Voice: So which one is the seme?
Royce: Shaddup!
Voice in My Head: You really need to write some Matt/Terinu slash you know.
Royce: No I don't!
Voice: Yes you dooooo.
Royce: I don't do yaoi!
Voice: It'd be shounen-ai. And if you don't, someone else will.
Royce: That's their worry.
Voice: Oh, come on. If this doesn't scream One True Pairing, nothing does.
Royce: Teri's gonna hook up with Gwen. Matt and him are Just Friends.
Voice: If they're really Just Friends, why did you feel compelled to capitalize the point? Face it, that bitch Gwen isn't good enough for our Teri!
Royce: Look, give it up, I'm not going there. If for no other reasons than A) I write straight sex scenes as well as I do life drawings (not very), never mind M/M pairings, and B) They're both underage.
Voice: Oh, come on, you know that just makes it more innocent and Pure.
Royce: Go. Away.
Voice: It'd be good practice for Tez.
Royce: Tez has got Maria.
Voice: Now. But way back when he'd probably shag anything with less than four legs, and even that's a varible given how sane he is at any given moment.
Royce: Urg. Point...
Voice: So which one is the seme?
Royce: Shaddup!
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Date: 2005-08-02 09:37 pm (UTC)B. It's entirely possible that if there were more elboi slash pr0n, the world would be a better place. However, the amount of s3xy elfboi slash pr0n *already* on the bookmark lists of teenage girls and anime fans leads me to believe otherwise.
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Date: 2005-08-03 07:15 am (UTC)I live to serve. :) Can I help it if I keep most of my dirty jokes for my own amusement?
B. It's entirely possible that if there were more elboi slash pr0n, the world would be a better place. However, the amount of s3xy elfboi slash pr0n *already* on the bookmark lists of teenage girls and anime fans leads me to believe otherwise.
90% is Legolas or Drizzt shagging someone completely unlikely anyway... What we need is quality elfboi slash pr0n! Illustrated!