Tez can't win

Especially when Cheeko does such a nice job of drawing him:




Background: Tez is an immortal elf. Not because he particularly wants to live forever, it's just because he can't frigging die, no matter how hard he's trying to kill himself. As in this instance, which involved sailing out to sea, setting his ship on fire, and hanging himself from the yardarm.

Didn't work, as usual. :)

Original story at: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/17479149/